friend: omg your heather
me: shut thw fuck up you stupid whore you don’t know what heather means so just know that your kneecaps are a privilege for now
me: shut thw fuck up you stupid whore you don’t know what heather means so just know that your kneecaps are a privilege for now
by beanie haha lol December 20, 2020

A girl who is basically perfect and who can get any guy. This could typically be described as a blue-eyed, blonde, barbie body, Brandy Melville, hottie.
by ily!:))) September 1, 2020

A a wonderful smart loving mother daughter and lover she has a big ass that's so nice and she's like and God bless her last week love and health and 18 she's beautiful like she's like older woman but she looks like she's 18 and she's so caring and she's just a twinkle my little eye and I love her
by The1youwant February 20, 2025

by HelpYoNR October 6, 2020

'Heather' is a word referencing the song Heather by Conan Gray. A Heather isn't necessarily prettier than you but they just have better qualities then you, someone that someone you like always looks at. you wish you were her as you want the person you like to look at you like that but you also kinda wish she was dead.
you're such a Heather!
by annalikesoreos September 18, 2020

friend: omg your heather
me: shut thw fuck up you stupid whore you don’t know what heather means so just know that your kneecaps are a privilege for now
me: shut thw fuck up you stupid whore you don’t know what heather means so just know that your kneecaps are a privilege for now
by beanie haha lol December 20, 2020

A loyal, kind, considerate girl. She has wavy/curly hair that she straightens, but doesn't need to. She's a black belt in karate and a girl Scout. You're probably one of her oldest friends.
by 7heroesmustanswertheCall October 29, 2019
