Beach Turkey

Slang for a seagull. First used on The Simpsons when Bart was attacked by a seagull and Nelson used the term. Can also be used when you want someone on the beach to hurry up- "hey beach turkey, let's get going".

That beach turkey looks like he wants your bag of chips.

by Stinky August 31, 2017

turkey girl

A girl that isn't really serious relationship material but serious enough to bring to family thanksgiving. Chances are she will be gone by Christmas.

Is Greg still with Turkey Girl from Thabksgiving?

No, Greg called it off and is single AF.

by kendallcm December 27, 2016

Turkey Time

The two or three work days before and after Christmas break when no one gets any work done.

"Hey did you do that thing you were gonna do?"

"Nope"

"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."

by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018

turkey brain

The sleepy or dumb way a person thinks after they eat turkey.

After eating Thanksgiving dinner :

"Hey you wanna hang out later?"
"I didn't see it."
"What? That doesn't even make sense. You must have that turkey brain. "

by natedog1978 January 20, 2014

The Turkey Waddle

When a male unzips and pulls his scrotum skin aka turkey skin through the fly and walks around with it dangling like a turkey’s waddle. A non-taut, soft, dangly scrotum is required.

Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.

I walked around the grocery store with the turkey waddle.

I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

turkey couch

a couch that is so comfortable that when you sit on it, it feels like you just ate turkey, and you get sleepy and relaxed. may also be used to describe a comfy chair.

"What happened? You were supposed to meet me 3 hours ago!"

"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."

by Hillary Claire November 8, 2007

turkey joke

The act of staging a fake joke within a large group of people immediately followed by loud rambunctious laughter intended to make others around them think that the laughing party is having the most fun in the room when in reality it's the other way around.

During our celebratory reunion dinner with old friends and colleagues, someone from the adjacent table made a turkey joke in order to combat the genuine fun and laughter our table was producing.

by the universe is mine May 29, 2009