A person paid to keep tards out of harms warms way,keep them reserved in their natural habitat ("learning lab") keep them away from muslim invaders
"o no, muslim invaders call chris the tard protector to ZOOM them of to the learning lab in the tard cart
by c-mill January 23, 2005
a person who assumes any song either by or featuring lil wayne is incredibly awesome, even if its horrible and sounds like all 500 of his other songs.
trey: yo man you diggin waynes new ish?
mike: yeah bro its completely original.
cory: yall is wayne tards.
mike: yeah bro its completely original.
cory: yall is wayne tards.
by D1Z3W March 31, 2010
Personifying the less mentally proactive traits found on the extreme low end of the human genetic bell curve.
"Dude was rockin the tard hardcore. Yeah, stagediving rulez, but it helps if you actually have an audience. I ain't never seen an ass with teeth before but they say they can operate."
by Fecesboy June 01, 2004
A severe mental disorder where a driver on the road is oblivious to basic motor vehicle operations and rules of the road. This condition affects teenagers to seniors.
Symptoms: Random braking, new driver sign, new driver sign written so badly that it must have been made by kids in play school, cutting you off, staring straight, unable to execute a turn while staying in his/her lane, driving onto incoming traffic...
Side Effects: Causes other drivers on the road massive road rage as well as giving them the middle finger.
Symptoms: Random braking, new driver sign, new driver sign written so badly that it must have been made by kids in play school, cutting you off, staring straight, unable to execute a turn while staying in his/her lane, driving onto incoming traffic...
Side Effects: Causes other drivers on the road massive road rage as well as giving them the middle finger.
Bob: Oh my god that driver just stopped on the freeway with his signal light on trying to get on the off ramp.
John: Typical move by a Road-Tard!!!!
John: Typical move by a Road-Tard!!!!
by Evil McBain September 01, 2010
by amoffitt05 September 30, 2006
The guy at a days inn running thru the hallway at 7 AM screaming, "THIS CARPET IS SO SOFT! ITS SO COMFY! YOU HAVE TO COME FEEL THIS!!!"
by Siggy April 25, 2005
someone who uses exctacy on a regular basis and still thinks that their brain functions normally.
short for extacy-retard
short for extacy-retard
Check out all the e-tards giving each other massages in the dark dirty corner over there.
Or.
Damn, another e-tard party.
Or.
Damn, another e-tard party.
by grkdaisy February 09, 2003