Sam

Total chodemaster, and pretty popular. People will laugh at anything he says.

"Dude, Matt just started cracking up after Sam said "take pictures". Wtf, he wasn't even trying to be funny."

by Chodemaster74 June 8, 2016

Sam

A Sam (male) is someone kind, sweet, sensitive, and caring. Sams are great loyal friends that you just can't get enough of- you would follow them anywhere. A Sam has incredibly soft hair (for some reason) good looks, and a Sam will always make you laugh even at your lows. Sams are very smart but they often are very modest and don't give themselves enough credit for how great they really are.

Look at him. He must definitely be a Sam.

You're right, he is so incredibly nice and funny

by dcnert June 17, 2016

Sam

Asshole Gaylord

Person 1: is that sam
Person 2: the Gaylord? Fuck him

by Uranium bombs 420 January 20, 2018

Sam

Sam is a picka, which means cunt in Serbian. It’s ok tho, he slays and everyone loves him, but he’ll still be alone forever (unless he marries Evie)

Sam is a sam

by Bananananannananannanaa February 5, 2018

Sam

a tall skinny ass bitch who is very hairy

Sam shut the fuck up

by computerroom101 November 24, 2021

Sam

A very caring boy very smart and he will always be by your side. He is known to have a small penis but that doesn’t matter due to the kindness in his heart

Thanks for the pen! You should be a Sam

by Dave The Man With A Tan October 22, 2019

Sam

(Short for Samantha) A short ass thot who is incapable of getting a boyfriend who’s best friend is Connor

Connor: Yo sam your short haha

by ConnorSmithWontSuckYourDick November 3, 2019