Jarred

The most handsome guy ever the best eyes the sweetest down to earth person he might make you angry sometimes but his amazing smile makes it all go away and the way his smile twitches sometimes cause hes so happy is the best thing ever he always listens even to the smallest details and cares so much about people and his animals and you can talk about god with him and conversate about the bible one of the best people god has ever sent to me.<3

Hi handsome pants (; (Jarred i spelled it right this time lol)

by M4ky.1432 April 9, 2025

cum jar

a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.

one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.

"hey broski, can you cum in this jar? i'm making a cum jar!"

by cyberfxngz January 1, 2024

sub lt jar

A really annoying person who’s a bit of a freak

Person 1: ‘Oi, help me carry this box I’m about to drop it’
Person 2: ‘no lol get good’
Person 1: ‘such a sub lt jar’

by Local Vietnam vet September 22, 2022

in the jar

sexual activity there you put a figure in a jar and after that fill the jar with cum

im gonna put this figure in the jar

by mikakit April 13, 2024

Jarred

A broad shoulder lover

Everyone has a baddie and Jarred is stuck with broad shoulders

by pdrizL May 16, 2023

JAR JAR JU JA

Use to refer to someone who is respected above all others.

Used to describe the way someone fills about someone(love, hate, etc)

I respect my dad who is my JAR JAR JU JA.

I jar JAR ju ja that girl/boy.

by Ludickrious May 17, 2021

Jarring

Someone who is incredibly annoying and irritating.

for example: Kaitlin is so jarring and narcissistic.

by vclrgb_02 March 6, 2023