december 7th

where jake gets to do whatever he wants to his girlfriend, no matter the age

“What day is it” “december 7th bro” “let’s go”

by thepersonthatdoesdates December 6, 2020

October 7th

Kiss any girl who is a blonde and beautiful

You: “Hey girl come over here”
Her: “why?”
You: “it’s October 7th and I’m gonna kiss you”

by Blonde lover October 7, 2022

May 7th-National Free Titty Pic Day

Get yo girl to send u a titty pic today

"Hey baby its May 7th-National Free Titty Pic Day"
" What does that mean"
"U gotta send me a titty pic"

by KobeTheKoala May 7, 2023

November 7th

The day when you must eat a piece of data fat booty brotha.

If you don't your social credit will decrease by 300000000000000

"Hey have you heard the news about November 7th?"
"About that ass thing? Yeah."
"So?"
"I am vegan"

by Ifyouseethisnamehavesexwithme November 23, 2021

November 7th

National punch a guy named patrick day

guy 1:
Yo patrick come here!
patrick: what?
guy 1: it’s november 7th! *punches patrick*

by bigtiddygothgf445 November 7, 2021

jul 7th

Anyone born on this day is most definitely dating a girl named nariah or a girl with a n in her name

Me:hi BAEE ITS jul 7th my birthday

Nariah: hi
Me:wyd
Nariah:nothing
Me:*gets on phone ask wyd again*
Nariah: BOI

SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP

by LETMELPUNDYOYRMOOMMI June 5, 2022

October 7th

If you have been looking for a reason to draw yourself a bath, National Bathtub Day, on October 7th, is the perfect opportunity! If you are born this day, treat yourself a long relaxing bath with bubbles and champagne!

Dani: It’s my birthday so I’m gonna get drunk in my tub because it’s the October 7th

by mell the saggytits February 15, 2023