June 19

National Smack someone butt day

Joe: smacks butt

Sue:why did u do that

Joe: it's national smack butt day

Witch is june 19

by Editsss June 17, 2022

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November 19

The Day when all the legends are born. If y are born in this day, same dude, were the best. #Girlbosses
Also people born in this day has an amazing sense of style and they are very horny. This aint cap.

"What day is it?"
"November 19, the day when ALL the coolest people are born, lets celebrate!"

by thefunnybutuglyone October 21, 2021

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February 19

The day you get your dog🥰

Wow it’s February 19!

by Soren!!! January 22, 2021

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October 19

National sex day is to go and jeet whatever girl you want

“National sex day is the day you should go make babies on the October 19”

by Yourbabydaddy October 19, 2019

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December 19

National hug your girlfriend day, when you see your girlfriend give her a hug and say I love you if you mean it.

(Boy) I love you *hugs*
(Girl) What was that for?
(Boy) Its December 19th!
(Girl) Oh yeah, I love you too

by Thatchickbich December 14, 2020

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COVID-19

Likened to the dreaded Freshman 15, the 15 pounds of weight you gain in the first year of college, the COVID-19 is the 19 pounds of weight you can expect to gain from sheltering in place and stress eating during a pandemic. You gain the COVID-19 when FedEx delivers the delicious prepared meals you ordered for the week and you're so bored you eat them all by Tuesday. You gain the COVID-19 when, finally, you eat up all the damn cans of beans you hoarded in March 2019 because you've been out of work so long you can't afford any new food.

I used to be celery, but after gaining the COVID-19 I'm a 🍐.
Have you seen Karen? She looks like she's strapped two 10-pound beef briskets to her arse, she gain the COVID-19.
After six months of sweat pants, Netflix and Funyuns, Stephen tried to put on jeans but soon realized he too had gained the COVID-19 when his pants button shot off across the room like a bullet.

by Sygh January 29, 2021

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