The big red button in the Polish PM's office, ready to be pressed at a moment's notice when a Russian soldier farts over the border
-Sir! A Russian soldier has accidentally pissed over the border!
-Very well, initiate article 5
-Are you sure sir? Once the genie is out of the bottle, we can't put him back in.
*Tanc a lelek starts playing*
-Very well, initiate article 5
-Are you sure sir? Once the genie is out of the bottle, we can't put him back in.
*Tanc a lelek starts playing*
by Radialsnow October 31, 2022

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by That_one_Girl_who_is_polish November 4, 2020

A person who is gangsta beyond all imaginable belief. Usually rocks Gucci handkerchiefs and has Louis Vuitton carpets in the hallway. A playa, with unlimited amount of flair, style, cash and credit card rating. 5 million in 5 minutes is no problem.
by RockTurboman September 15, 2015

by Crazy Band Geek April 12, 2009

person 1:hey what the hell are you doing
person 2: *stops licking cat and looks at person 1* . Its february 5.
person 1: so ?
person 2: national lick a pussy day . you should too
person 2: *stops licking cat and looks at person 1* . Its february 5.
person 1: so ?
person 2: national lick a pussy day . you should too
by hornyjaehyun October 16, 2019

by DarkCore May 25, 2009
