June 20 National give icees day

Grab ur bests gals and pals, head to the nearest icee machine and give out free icees! Make a person smile and then they remember that their mouth is red or blue so they start to cover it and laugh and then cry bc someone did something so nice and they can’t believe that there are nice people in the world instead of a bunch of tusholes! And then u tell them oh don’t cry bc it’s gonna be alright and then they give u a hug and u get really awkward bc u just met the person and u feel a connection but u have no idea if they are stealing from u and then u walk away and u come back the the same place every year for a free icee giveaway!

(June 20 national give icees day .enter bros 1, 2, and 3)
Bro1: you know what we should do today?
Bro2:what bruv?
Bro3: go get icees?

Bro1:yea and give them out for free! Bc it’s

Bro2: bruvs, that’s love , that’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru!

by 1800callme January 23, 2020

national ask ur crush out day

ask ur crush out on April 25th :) do it u pussy. u have to

hey whore go ask ur crush out its national ask ur crush out day

by dream.._.simp April 25, 2022

National Ass Pic Day May 3rd

on the monday of may 3rd it is national ass pic day and is deemed respectful to send an ass pic either of whoever you choose for the holiday or whoever ask for one

national ass pic day may 3rd

1: you know what day it is

2: hell yeah i do
1: here you go
2: damn you juicy asf

by peanut butter jelly me up May 1, 2022

National Let Raven Leave Early Day

This is a day made specially for the amazing people with the name Raven. These people are very special and we celebrate them by letting them leave early.

Wow! I wish my name was Raven so I could leave early on National Let Raven Leave Early Day.

by Omw Out October 27, 2019

National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day

Harass and bully the most annoying little shit in your friend group day
September 28

LS: "Why the fuck are you being so mean today?"
OP: "Because it's National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day you little bitch"

by whathemango September 27, 2021

National Te Sparg La buci day

In this day you have to dat la buci
The grils must fugi but you alerg them pring them and sparg la buci them

In National Te sparg la buci day i dat la buci

by DoarAndrei April 30, 2020

June 21: National Kokichi Ouma day

National Kokichi Ouma day, the day that the supreme leader prodigy popped. Quite literally.

P1: "Ayo bro, it's June 21: National Kokichi Ouma day."
P2: "Oh. So THAT'S why I've been hearing 'Wow, Shuichi! Did you hear that? The robot's being sassy with me!' all day!"

by Kokichi. Ouma May 5, 2022