no hands

To have "no hands" is to lack mechanical skill, usually in relation to a video game. While originally referring solely to a lack of speed and precision in input, it has since been expanded to any situation in which victory is lost due to an inability to make effective inputs.

Commentator 1: "Let's see if XxXFaZe_DunkerXxX can pull off this combo, against this opponent though it'll be very intensive in button presses"
Commentator 2: "Nah he's cooked, Dunker notoriously has no hands"
*he proceeds to absolutely fumble the combo owing to his poor fine motor control*

by depressed doge 317 December 15, 2024

keep your wing hand strong

the ability to down wings and dominate the competition while keeping a tight grip on the stack

the B's wing hand is strong because of his ability to dominate the stack.so keep your wing hand strong,bitches!!

by lumpy & the B November 13, 2007

Hand Gibber

A very dry, aggressive, and amateur “handjob.” Usually painful, but considered a right of passive in the south. By Haley

Oh wow, Haley totes gives the best hand gibbers, I almost got off but my penis started bleeding

by Dr. DeezNutz March 5, 2022

you got the best hand

You doing better than me!

Your life is pretty good now.

I'd like to be I. Your shoes.

How are you doing? Man you got the best hand!

If I had your hand, I'd throw mine in!

by Onin2 October 29, 2020

hand rub

Rubbing a penis with your hand

I want to hand rub you

by Han rub August 12, 2017

Left handed 1 December

You may only use the left Hand to get it

After NNN I used the left hand to totally get it cause it’s left handed 1 December

by 1december🖐 November 27, 2019

right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.

Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.

by QuacksO October 17, 2019