life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.

On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash

by Dem guy January 29, 2019

rich life

"Rich Life" is a clothing company created by designer/ entrepreneur Philly Nicks (Philip Nicholas Juan) in 2013.

"Rich Life" is now available in over 200 retail locations

A High-End clothing line, Created for the new money, care-free mentality, as they like to call Street-Luxury.

"Does it look like I give a shit, My Rich Life clothes, you couldnt afford this!"

by mrdefincool November 03, 2013

New life

People don't want new life breathed into something, they were happy enough with their old dysfunctional abnormal lives.

His/her old life was a life he/she was already happy with, and didn't need new life.

by The Original Agahnim August 05, 2021

Gregg's life

a sad and pathetic attempt at a normal life

+questioning why edgy is a thing

''wow, Gregg's life is horrible''

by wannasmokesomeweed July 10, 2017

No life

A bee swarm player

Adel is a no life

by Definitely not sahil March 08, 2022

No life

Someone who plays Fortnite to a "high standard"

Ninja has no life

by Mike Ockburns February 18, 2020

no life

hypixel skyblock players

hehe hyperion and farming go brrrrrrr no life gggggg

by salad457 February 13, 2021