shit skipper

A fart that skips past the shit yet carries the smell. Not to be confused with shart.

Ah that was a shit skipper. Time to worship the porcelain throne.

by Rance Degen February 27, 2021

shit scarred

An incident which left a mark in your memory and even the thought of it gives you chills.

Aaron - Why do you look so pale?
Harmony - That guy I just broke up, got me shit scarred!

by normanissleeping May 1, 2020

Shit revenge

When u you got your dump interrupted 1 day and you shit double the next.

Sarah called me to pick the kids while I was dumping and I had to cut it in half. The next morning I got a shit revenge and the whole house smelled terrible.

by acusyn July 30, 2021

tater-shit

When your shit looks like a pile of tater-tots

Joyce was taking a shit and when she was done it looked like a pile of tater-tots,so she called it tater-shit

by Tater-man March 1, 2014

shit-knack

useless nick-knacks most prominently seen around Christmas time

"What are you gonna get Grandma this year?"
"I dunno, probably another shit-knack."

by Allan D Trull December 29, 2007

shit fries

The stinky ass kid in your Chem class that always mouths weird things to you like "help me" and stairs at you until you notice then does a weird ass gesture

"YO SHIT FRIES GIVE ME A PENCIL"

by Shit fries September 7, 2017

cereal shit

the urge to poop that comes after eating cereal, usually a very sudden and urgent feeling within an hour of cereal consumption

Friend 1: Hey man, I’m in the neighborhood, can I drop by?
Friend 2: Sure but not right now, I just ate some cereal. I’ll let you know after I take a cereal shit

by DesiBoy August 14, 2019