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On December 19th, it’s national give a ginger some cheese day. The titles pretty self explanatory.
Ginger 1: OMG it’s national give a ginger some cheese day tomorrow I can’t wait!
Ginger 2: I know! I love cheese!
by LittleWhite69 December 18, 2019
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June 20 National give icees day

Grab ur bests gals and pals, head to the nearest icee machine and give out free icees! Make a person smile and then they remember that their mouth is red or blue so they start to cover it and laugh and then cry bc someone did something so nice and they can’t believe that there are nice people in the world instead of a bunch of tusholes! And then u tell them oh don’t cry bc it’s gonna be alright and then they give u a hug and u get really awkward bc u just met the person and u feel a connection but u have no idea if they are stealing from u and then u walk away and u come back the the same place every year for a free icee giveaway!
(June 20 national give icees day .enter bros 1, 2, and 3)
Bro1: you know what we should do today?
Bro2:what bruv?
Bro3: go get icees?

Bro1:yea and give them out for free! Bc it’s

Bro2: bruvs, that’s love , that’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru!
by 1800callme January 23, 2020
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National Prove Your D Isn’t Small

You have the right to ask someone to prove they don’t have a shrimp. They must not back down today..
Ally: I am so sad, I think Johnny has a small d. Maria: It’s okay, since today is “National Prove Your D Isn’t Small” you can ask him! Ally: Really??? Maria: Yes!
by Dontbackdown671 April 19, 2020
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national clip your toe nails day

April 25 is National Clip Your Toe Nail Day. It is common practice on this day to not only clip your own toe nails, but also find someone who needs to clip their toe nails and let them know. A simple “Hey it’s National Clip Your Toe Nails Day” will suffice. However it is also encouraged to ridicule your victims lightly for having monstrous and disgusting toenails. This national holiday can be traced back to the Wamapoke tribe who originated from Americas southwest region in Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Nevada In the late 1600s. For them it was the time of year they trimmed their horses nails and as a tribute of honor to their majestic steeds they would also trim their own toe nails.
“Hey it’s national clip your toe nails day!”
“Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”
by The Panda Lord April 20, 2020
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National Abby sends Michael nudes day

A day where it is mandatory for Michael to receive nudes or else he will die of hornyness.
Michael it is National Abby sends Michael nudes day so,I’m going to give you nudes today because I don’t want you to die
by Jdidkfjdshhdufjfjdjdd April 24, 2020
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National Take Your Homie To Dinner Day

April 13th is the day you take your homie to dinner to any classy restaurant you want to take them. Make sure it’s $14 and over as your homie is special.
An example of National take your homie to dinner day.

You: hey homie let’s go to dinner
Your homie: say less
You and your homie go to Buffalo Wild Wings and share some Classic Hot Wings. :)
by TheHomieGpu February 18, 2020
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National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day

If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.
someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!
by Moses Day February 26, 2020
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