tippin' on my dick

the way in which a girl is overly agressive in her flirtatious ambitions of a highly attractive boy.

"Goddamn, that old waitress was totally tippin' on my dick, offering me refills left and right. You should have seen my girlfriend's face."

by indierokker January 1, 2010

eat my asshole

Someone that deserves to be hit.

WOW what is she doing, she can eat my asshole

by Pop Art! November 4, 2006

Bieber My Balls

Sort of like, Suck my Dick. To be used when someone tries to tell you other wise and you just get so fed up that you want them to shut up.

Could also be used as another wording for "Oh my god" Which could be the best solution in front of religious people.

You: Yeah cheese is made from Chickens

Other: NO it's made from cows

You: Know what? Yeah it is, Bieber my balls.

Example 2:

Bieber my balls, its so cold outside.

by erectedunicorn January 15, 2011

pimp my ride

Famous MTV program where random people cars are given a gangsta' style for free: painting, electronics, rims.. ¿¿¡¡you know what im sayin'!!??

Hey Kooaz-E-Melvin...Im gonna pimp your ride yo fat ass.

by MC cooleeo March 3, 2005

my pants are on fire

A statement used to point out the glaringly obvious when ones pants are, in fact, on fire.

Hey, did you know that my pants are on fire?

by K N3k0 April 8, 2004

B my T's

Brush my teeth.

May also be used as: "B your T's," meaning "Brush your teeth."

(1) "I need to go B my T's after eating that pickle & onion sandwich."

(2) "Damn, son, go B your T's. Your breath smells like shit."

by ilikeboyslol November 6, 2008

erupting my volcano

in a sense it means masturbation. as of the semen comes out like lava out of a volcano.

alex: dang dude I am exhausted I was up all night erupting my volcano.

marry: dude TMI!

by looloosmartypants!! March 26, 2017