cadberry cunt cream

a gourmet pie made of only the finest whipped cream and peanuts

Erica, go make me a cadberry cunt cream.

by hermes- February 25, 2009

cold calling cunt

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*

by Jim Burkey December 15, 2005

cunt muffin crew

A group of drunk girls, with an obsession for muffins. Blewburry, Churrie,Watamullen, Cranburry, BANANA

Here at Cunt Muffin Crew we know that muffins make the best of breakfasts so why not try all of our exciting new Flavas.

by Blewburry December 16, 2007

strawberry cunt cake

when you eat/lick strawberries or strawberry juice off a large womans cunt cake.

dammmn, adrain ate some nice strawberry cunt cake last night.

by shagmeagain October 19, 2008

Cunt Pusher

The pushing of a cunt. Duhhh and whoever reads this is a sick bastard!

That cunt pusher mad me so happy last night.

by JennyAlice124 July 24, 2009

cunt-scraping

A term that reflects upon how totally low a person can be.

Like if you make a really low blow against another in an argument, well you'd be a "cunt-scraping."

You bitch, you cunt-scraping

can be used friendly-like: haha, ya cunt-scraping

by Nahdefinatelynot July 28, 2009

wireless cunt

A person who carry's a PDA on their belt clip or any other wireless product that will fit on a belt.

I was in the pub when this wireless cunt walks in and starts bitching about not being able to pick up a wireless signal to find out what time his dinners ready.

by roscopeco July 20, 2007