October 24!!!

The day you give your crush a scrunchie!

Girl: omg! I wanna give him a scrunchie
Friend: well it’s October 24 so you should
Girl: your right i will
Its October 24!!!

by One BigWhopper October 23, 2019

October 19

A day for showing gratitude to your love and appreciation for someone

Guy: Hi, um...
Girl: Yes?
Guy: I really like you, will you go out with me, its October 19th

by Purple Crakerz October 19, 2019

October 24

National day off day
Take a day off you deserve it

It is October 24, fuck going to work I’m going back to bed

by Süssy bäka September 18, 2021

October 18

On this date we all slap a hoe named Jazz, cuz why not

ITS OCTOBER 18 GET THAT BITCH

by DuranteB. October 18, 2019

October 26

National Humiliation Day
The day where in some way you’ll find yourself in an unfortunate embarrassing situation

Hey, I wouldn’t go to that dance if I were you, it’s on October 26.
Why?
It’s national humiliation day, I don’t think it’ll end well.

by sadbish October 21, 2019

October 27th

National play fight your brother day!! :D

Sister/brother: Hey bro, you know what day it is..! 🌚
Brother: October 27th?

Sister/brother: NO! I GET TO BEAT YOU!!

by xfluffy.cloudsx October 26, 2019

October

October stands for FUCK, there are 12 months in a year, but this month just fucking sucks. This synonym can only be used within the month October (obviously).

For October's sake just let it go!
I'm going to October you up.

by Rebocto October 10, 2019