Booze news

Finding out the day after what events occurred during the heavy drinking of the night before and of which the person now has booze-generated amnesia.

Example: the first text message of the day: “oh god, did I really snog him last night?! That’s bad booze news”

by thewordfarmer May 2, 2018

New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025

New Polynomers Country

A Discord server, owned and created by Polygon donut. because the original server had been hacked by a fucking roblox scam link
its cool server 👍😂😹
join it or i will bring you into pongon basement

polynomer 1: man i wonder what happened before New Polynomers Country was created
polynomer 2 (10th member): nothing happened.

by jarbedious jarmelious 2nd jr September 7, 2023

The New Mexican Ass Blast

When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.

Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!

Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.

by Edward Santiago Brown May 6, 2025

New Bro-nfels

the town where all the bros go to float the Comal and Guadalupe rivers. Not to be confused with New Braunfels.

All of the Sigma Nu dudebros from San Marcos and other parts of the dirty eight thirty went to New Bro-nfels to go tubing.

by drew7667 July 8, 2009

new york nacho

a sex move where you and your homeboys start getting on that type timing with eachother it in a manhattan mexican restaurant Krazy-$tyle

Me and the boys got kicked out of Chipoltle for doing a new york nacho on the tables.

by newyorknachoenjoyer May 18, 2025

New Moon Cup

When someone uses your New Moon theatre cup to shit in and leaves the mess behind for you to find in the shower

Man.. I had no idea the sewer had such lore..

just wait till you find out about the new moon cup

by Sewer rat 1259 December 21, 2024