Friends Couchdominium

The classy form of couch surfing, go from homeless to rich ass in seconds just by adding -dominium, like a barndominium sounds classy (but that shit is still a barn)

I’m not broke, I’m staying at my friends couchdominium

by Ron_MF_Jeremy August 21, 2018

Best friend

That one person that always have your back. Their loyal. And they most def ain't gonna be "friendly" when you wearing some ugly stuff .

Thats my best friend yesssss.

by daydaysossa January 27, 2019

Con friend

Somebody who you go to a convention with and doesn't care what you have to say or about you.

I don't want to hear your life story your just a Con Friend.

by PHOTO GAY September 18, 2016

Good friend

They don't exist; only habibs do.

"I don't have any good friends"
"Of course you don't, as they don't exist"
"I have a habib though; you"
*brotherly kiss*

by CorPur November 13, 2018

Funny friends

To deal with PRSD (post relationship stress disorder), funny friends describes a rebound status with your ex in a more casual and emotionally sound manner.

Man, Karen and I broke up... but quarantine got us lonely and now we’re funny friends.

by Billiam69420 August 25, 2020

friends

humans that you got to know somehow. They can be humanity's greatest threats, humanity's savior, or just a normal person. true friends stay there with you until the end and help you. fake friends are toxic and you get involved with humans like this a few times in the human body you are in right now. it's best to cut off contact with fake friends.

i have a great group of friends right now, who help me, chill out with me, and laugh with me. I hope you get a group like this!

hey! do you want to meet my friends, think they have the same interest as you lmao.

by specialist_0 January 3, 2022

emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.

Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.

by von groovy August 4, 2024