Cock cheese

Cock rust is when you yellow stuff formed around your bellend when you haven’t wash your penis in a long time

Aww let me suck you off. Ewww what is that yellow stuff aw that’s just my cock cheese just suck around it no your fucking idiot you need to wash that and make sure you get in between the foreskin

by Cock cheeese June 6, 2018

pregnancy cheese

That creamy discharge that only pregnant woman can produce. While your eating out a pregnant chick, the creamy, yet distinct slightly powdery cheese that explodes from the vagina.

I went to town on that pregnant pussy last night. Got a little too much pregnancy cheese, so my stomach is a little upset today.

by Smitty45 June 7, 2018

Biggie Cheese

A cheese-loving rat. The king of all cheese-loving rats.

*Biggie Cheese walks in* What's up, guys? It's Biggie Cheese!

by Kanzler Kurz May 29, 2018

Pregnancy Cheese

The off white to yellow discharge that builds up on the clitty litter catcher of the girls panties. Pungent and awful. An odd cheese that does not go well with cracker, fruit or by itself. Only the bravest of cocksman will attempt to devour this cheese.

Gloria didn’t trust that I would be here after the baby is born, so I ate her pregnancy cheese coated panties. I think I’m going to be sick.

by Smitty45 June 11, 2018

Swiss Cheese Samwich

A phrase that goes after text you said to a person.

Thank you! Swiss cheese samwich!

by 9av2 June 11, 2018

Dick cheese

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"

her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time

by bob stevereno June 11, 2018

Cheese On Toast

Cheese on toast is Grilled cheese on top of a piece of bread. Cheese on toast is John Deacon's favourite dish, something that is made fun of in the Queen Fandom.

-Let's have some Cheese On Toast.
-Pft who are you? John Deacon?

by ilovequeensomuchuwu June 29, 2019