crispy butt nut

issa crispy chicken fried piece of almond joys in yo butt

yo bro u got a crispy butt nut in yo butt

by mother gosling April 15, 2020

Full Nut December

The Full Nut December is a month of masturbating all days to compensate to the No Nut November.

David: Bro, did you win the No Nut November?
Frankie: No, but I will certainly win the Full Nut December !

by skurskurskur November 10, 2017

Deez nuts

Deez nuts is a large meme

“Despite anything i LOVE deez nuts”

by Shaheer man November 14, 2022

Nut crunch

A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.

Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.

by DaveDH March 10, 2023

Cuddle Nut

When you wrap your earlobe around another guys testicles and yell "Oof my scrotum tickles!"

Hey man you trynna finna cuddle nut?

by CuddleNutKing August 23, 2019

No Nut November

A challenge where one must not achieve an orgasm (nutting) the entire month of November. The rules are simple

1. from 12:00 AM on November 1st to 11:59 PM on November 30th, you may not nut. Whether it be from masturbation or sex does not matter. Once you nut, you are disqualified.
2. Only one wet dream is allowed, and is the only exception to the no nutting rule
3. Free nut coupons do not exist and anyone who uses one is disqualified
4. You are allowed to watch porn and participate in edging, just as long as you do not orgasm.

Those who succeed are allowed to participate in destroy dick december or ddd

If you’re reading about no nut november you probably already failed. Wash your hands.

by kitloin November 2, 2021

desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack

David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn

by cracknut August 14, 2020