cat

cute creatures that want to take over the world but most people don't know that.
weapons: teeth (biting), claws (scratching), and cuteness (tricking us)

guy 1: WOAH THAT'S A CAT!
Guy 2: be careful, fluffy will bite you.
Guy 3: no she won- AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Guy 2: that proves it.

by catlord111 November 17, 2019

Cat Willy

British, informal.

A childish or jocular but ultimately endearing term for someone who has a human penis matching that of a cat.

Typically, it is expected that in this instance the human possesses a penis that is small, with little impact on the world or the underwear it occupies. See also "Cat Cock"

"Alright Cat Willy?! What are you up to you fucking small-dicked little wanker?"

by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019

cat

An animal with pointy short ears, long tail, and paws with nails.

A bobcat won't have a long tail.

I have a cat.

by Idiotic Gaming June 19, 2019

Cat

A cat is a mammal that is furry and has a reputation for being likeable. Cat's are infinitely better than dodges. Oh yeah and they lick people.

I have a cat,

by bigboitoes22 November 4, 2022

cat the dead dog

the cat died to the dead dog

cat the dead dog died

by flying man April 21, 2023

Cat

The owner of your house, the destroyer of your laptop, and the curtain annihilator.

The cat is the ultimate weapon of your household. They will eat the dangerous goldfish, fight off lasers, makes sure you spend your money wisely (on cat toys and food) and will scare off you night-intruders with their scary glowing eyes.

Friend 1: You wanna meet my cat? It's very cute.

Friend 2: Sure.
"Friend 2 was never seen again..."

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023

National Give Up Some Cat Day

May 30th. National Give Up Some Cat Day is a day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong

Today is National Give Up Some Cat Day.

by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024