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October 16

"It's National Slap Someone Day!" This wonderful day, you get to slap anyone you want. That includes ANYONE, your girlfriend/boyfriend, your bestie, A friend, your mom, or dad, your sibling, WHOEVER! (be careful though please!)
guy 1: "What day is it?
guy 2: "October 16th, Why?"
guy 1: *slaps guy 2*
guy 2: "Why did you do that!?"
guy 1: "it's national Slap Someone day! That's why!"
by smxles October 16, 2021
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October 28th

October 28th is the National Slap The Fuck out of your friend that is 5’4 or Taller!
“Oh shit your 5’5?” “Yea” “too bad it’s October 28th turn to slap the shit out of you bend over!”
by d!ctionary.com October 27, 2021
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October 30

The one day where you bully your friend named Wyatt
Friend: Hey Wyatt you know what today is?
Wyatt: No what is it?
Friend: October 30
Wyatt: PLEASE DONT HURT ME😭😭
by It boy 24 October 29, 2019
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30th October

People born on the 30th October are the cutest and most amazing people. For some reason it's only the birthday of kind souls who are beautiful inside and out. Also their music taste is *chef kiss* and they're so hot for that!
"Anna day is on the 30th October!"
"Exactly and you know what? Anna is the cutest and i'm so happy she exists."
"Yes, me too. I love her so much!"
by tatamic August 2, 2021
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October

You: Hi clown it’s October 31
Clown: Ok let’s do it

You:let’s go
by Do it if u dare October 30, 2019
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October 25

October 25th

If you were born today your nice sweet,smart,etc everyone loves you and wants your beauty and youth you have pros and cons,for example a con is of your named isabella today you will be kicked as today is national kick Isabella day! A pro of today is everyone wants your youth your beauty and your kind to everyone near you and people take advantage of that but no matter what she won’t give up.
Girl 1:She so beautiful I wish I was her.
October 25
by Sky sass November 24, 2019
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Octopus Orgasm October

The October challenge, belonging to the no nut November and destroy dick December challenge family.

To participate one must nut exclusevly to tentacle porn for the whole month.
(The challenge is of a subjective diffuclty level, as one can decide to fap on any kind of Octopus: from the real life animal to anime/hentai versions.
People who enjoy this type of porn must fap only on real Octopus.)
"Hey mark, how is your Octopus Orgasm October going?"
"All good, whent to the acquarium yesterday and took loads of photos"
by OldManSexbomb April 12, 2018
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