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October 18

October 18 is national ride a dick day! This can only be done by your homie/boyfriend/girlfriend/crush and if it's allowed, any random person.

You might think it's wrong and fake but this is official

national ride a dick day©
Henry: "Yo bro wanna ride my dick?"

Adam: "No bro, it's not allowed, oh wait it's October 18th right, then it's okay bro"

Henry: "Bro"

Adam: "Bro"
by Shuokij October 15, 2019
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October 24

Girls :It is October 24
Guy :yeah so
Girls :*slaps guy
by Butterfly09 October 23, 2019
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October 16

you: will you go out with me

crush: yes! It’s October 16
by buttface poopy pants October 15, 2020
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October 18

by random2390 October 17, 2019
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October 30

If you know a kylie tell her she needs a boyfriend
Boy 1: hey its october 30
Boy 2: KYLIE! YOU NEED A BOYFRIEND!
kylie: i know
by Brookiee:3 October 28, 2019
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October 29

by Bella bok October 28, 2019
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October 31st

Apart from being the day known as Halloween, where children dress up as scary costumes or cosplay characters it is also the national tell your crush you have feelings for them day.
Raf: today is October 31st should I tell my crush I like her?
Blyatmobile: yes totally, today is the day!
by onearoskata8lhptikosneos October 30, 2019
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