A baby born to the kind of family that is commonly described as trailer trash or ghetto. A child of severely dysfunctional (often very young) parents, often with too many siblings, no proper home life, violence, drug abuse, no aspirations to a better life, too many appearances on daytime talk shows. Meant as a humorous term for an obviously serious problem, baby is not a nut until enough time has passed to inherit parent's nuttiness. Plural form used by talk show host Frosty Stillwell on January 23, 2014, during his show as broadcast on 910 radio in San Francisco.
I saw another crazy couple, with a baby, might as well call it a nut baby. Those nut jobs out there keep on turning out more nut babies, out-reproducing us sane folk. Pretty soon we'll be up to our asses in nut babies.
by Mercurywoodrose January 23, 2014
Get the Nut baby mug.1. A term used to describe a promiscuous sort-of-friend or acquaintance.
2. A seasoned lady of the night.
2. A seasoned lady of the night.
Rita: Did you hear what happened to Sally last night?
Marco: Yeah, she was hanging out with that one guy and ended up going home with him.
Rita: She's such a nut sailor, she did that two nights ago, too with some other guy.
Marco: Yeah, she was hanging out with that one guy and ended up going home with him.
Rita: She's such a nut sailor, she did that two nights ago, too with some other guy.
by EhNoThanks January 31, 2014
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A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.
Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".
James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".
by Sir Brains McGains February 5, 2014
Get the nut topper mug.In class I saw Johnny doing something under the table so I asked him what he was doing after class and he said "GOD DAMN I HAD A NUT PINCH!!"
by Kawasaki530 February 23, 2014
Get the nut pinch mug.Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.
Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?
A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.
A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.
by Connie Linquos March 12, 2014
Get the hangover nut mug.A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.
Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.
Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.
Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.
Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!
Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!
by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014
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