Cauliflower Dick

The result of having intercourse with multiple hoeish partners without using protection, a white growth on the tip of the penis.

Pat had Cauliflower Dick after screwing all those dirty fat goth bitches.

by Earl Teh Squirrel January 6, 2009

DICK LICKER

same as pole puffer

Ronnie at Solar is a dick licker (pole puffer).

by John Lewis January 12, 2004

crinkle dick

A dick which is shriveled or wrinkled.

Jeremy came out of the pool and the girl said "gross Jeremy has a crinkle dick."

by Wesfool19 May 16, 2006

Fuckin dick

Can be used in a good term or a bad term when talking about something bad that occured but is still funny is a good way but pisses someone else off or is just naturally bad

or in a good way when something awesome has occured and rocks

#1

Aaron:joe this weather's fuckin dick

Joe:oh yeah

#2

Aaron:dude that striper (fish) is fuckin dick

Joe:i know man

by Colombian94 August 18, 2009

Dick Clit

Dick clit is a result of years of steroid use. It causes the clit to become grow ridiculously long so it resembles a Chinese man’s schlort. See: Chyna.

Don't do it, man, I heard she has a serious dick clit.

by Siln June 19, 2011

novacaine dick

a penis so small and insignificant that the woman can not feel it in her

ME: I was talkin to MaryB and she said she's still a virgin.
HIM: I thought she hooked up with Dustin a month ago?
ME: Yeah but that little novacaine dick doesn't count!

by sexyllama February 11, 2009

turd-dick

1.) adj. describes a person who has just completed anal relations with another individual, henceforth sporting a turd on his dick.

2.) noun Someone who is extremely stupid, annoying, irritating, and probably so retarded that he doesn't wash the turds off of his own phallus after anal intercourse.

1. Jason rode the hershey highway and now he has a turd- dick

2. I hate John. He is just such a turd-dick

by J. Barrt July 29, 2006