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shlooky lag bag

a holiday on decmeber 23
shlooky lag bag chilnka! 🥏🦵🦶
by shlooky booky December 20, 2019
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bag of give a fucks

One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.
Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty

Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone
by D. Kilo May 2, 2019
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California Bag Lunch

Eating a large amount of Bush’s beans and vomiting into a gaped butthole and sealing the butthole with plastic wrap.
Father: Son, your mother and I met over a craigslist ad of her asking for someone to give her a California Bag Lunch.
by DarthLesbian May 14, 2019
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Botched Bag Collection

A Botched bag Collection is when someone fumbles a bag so hard, it results in death.
Man, did you guys hear that Yiffy Yones passed away this weekend?

Aw man that’s horrible, what was the cause of death?

Botched Bag Collection
by BaggageClaimBoys April 9, 2019
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Bag O' Sog

A used plastic sack bag with pahew and other conCOCKtion
I just tossed my Bag O' Sog and Jacob Hawley, PAHEW
by jacobhasnowewe February 18, 2020
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Bag O' Sog

A plastic sack filled to the brim of unknown substances and materials commonly described as a "soggy" concocktion.
PAHEW, that Bag O' Sog is almost overflowing! Jacob Hawley.
by Soggy Pants February 18, 2020
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Designated punching bag

A lazy way in which Teachers are indulging bullying to maintain "discipline" . A designated punching bag is a student on whom the Teachers are counting to always be the ones bullies will target to pass their "hormonal" energy while leaving teachers favorite students alone. That becomes the "natural order" and routine for teachers. If the Designated punching bag get fed up and fight back...or only wants to save his/her neck, he/she breaks the teacher's routine and natural order therefore HE/SHE is committing an infraction in the eyes of those teachers.
Student A was stolen, beaten up etc... One day he had enough and fought back. But since for teachers he is the school's designated punching bag, he was expulsed because HE and ONLY HE (not the bullies) has to learn how to behave in Society!
by Blcak catBChat nMJ July 21, 2020
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