ur mom

ur mom is you mother, its used when a bad joke was made by either friends or a bully. its not even funny, like its so 2018-

Jason: " you what the ugliest is? "
Toby: " YOuR Mom?! HAhaHAAhahHahHahHAa"

by Ari039 November 17, 2022

luger mom

A mom of one of your friends/patner who loves you but also judges you.

start of day;
"hey honey do you need anything?"

10 minutes later;
"thats a unusual outfit to wear, would your mom allow that"
"your moms a luger mom"

by bitch_please June 5, 2014

Mom lines

Tan lines from a full bottom swim suit, as opposed to a thong bottom

"Which swim suit are you packing for the beach?"

"Definitely my thong bikini, I don't want mom lines!"

by PghYinzer January 4, 2022

Soccer mom

In Norway, this is a term for a middle-aged woman, who holds down a job, is the main breadwinner, and spends almost all of her free time taking care of her child, who is likely in an open or silent rebellion with the rest of the world. Very often, she is no longer married. The rest of her time, she spends doing work that might be considered reserved for men , like heavy construction. In general, despite her middle-age, she retains her good looks and is sexy, although she regularly deprecates herself for being "old and boring".

Helga? She's beautiful, but she's a soccer mom, so, if you want to go out on a date with her, it will have to be when she can find a babysitter and shes not doing heavy construction

by Butch1975. March 17, 2025

ur mom a hoe

ur mom a hoe - a good comeback

person1: "and what are you going to do?"
person2: "nothing, but ur mom a hoe"

by your_localbisexual January 15, 2022

dios mom

I worn out old whore. It's like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. Desperate for love and attention she will work for free but nobody wants that stuff anymore.

Damian slept with dios mom now he has the clap.

by Big 69 October 16, 2017

Ur mom

Usually a female parent that is married to a man, but wee all know that she is g a y.

Haha ur mom gay dude!

by pooo1od January 16, 2020