Dick monkey 

A way of referring to someone who is a real pain in the ass. This expression can be used for anyone as long as they are annoying you. The words 'dick' and 'monkey' must be separated in some way (usually by a space) and cannot be one word. The word 'monkey' comes from the constant child-like behavior from a Dick Monkey.

My brother was annoying me so much last night… He was being a real dick monkey

Dick monkey by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014

squash monkey 

The feeling a gay guy gets when he sees a man and gets erect.

Gay guy 1: look at that guy over there I obviously have a squash monkey
Gay guy 2: omg thanks for pointing that out

squash monkey by james2187 June 2, 2014

the monkey is on the plate 

A code word that lets your friends know that their drugs have been delivered.

The monkey is on the plate, Bob. Over and out!

the monkey is on the plate by Mr. Dirty Thumb July 21, 2014

gliding monkey 

A Gliding Monkey is a guy that is stupid enough to reject multiple instances of sex with a beautiful girl and instead choose a one night stand with said hot girl. (It is not because the girl rejects him due to bad sex, this is referred to as a Disgraceful Dick, it is the man's decision in the case of a Gliding Monkey)

What kind of dumbass would give a Gliding Monkey to Carly, with an ass like that.

gliding monkey by PaulPierce November 13, 2015

Tit monkey

A term used to describe a breast feeding infant!!

Dear the tit monkey needs feeding can you put a tit in his mouth!!!

Tit monkey by Wally bazoom May 13, 2016

winston monkey rage 

When you insert at least half of your tongue into the rectum then swirl your tongue in a circular motion until bowels move.

The Winston monkey rage we tried made a huge mess, but it was totally worth it.

winston monkey rage by PoshLord May 30, 2016

Minge monkey 

Typically a man who's always chasing after women

Blimey, Tony is a right idiot! When will he ever stop chasing that minge? The saft minge monkey!

Minge monkey by Scrange_Matress June 13, 2016