double standards

something that bitches uses against men

"you cant hit me i'm a woman" as double standards

by daddysaddy April 27, 2022

Double dipping

When a man decides to step out of your relationship to check out the field, and then attempts to return.

No, we’re not getting back together, I have a strict no double dipping policy. What do you think this is, salsa?

by HealthyMomNextDoor December 28, 2019

double quarter sister

When a person is a quarter sister both on the fathers side and also on the mothers side. The result of a wife swap.
1. Adam and Bertha has Edit. Bertha and John has Anna. John and Karen has Evelyn.
Edit and Anna are half sisters on Edits mothers side.
Anna and Evelyn are half sisters.
Edit and Evelyn are quarter sisters on Edits mothers side.
2. If also Adam and Karen has Maria.
Edit and Maria are half sisters on Edits fathers side.
Maria and Evelyn are half sisters.
Edit and Evelyn are also quarter sisters on Edits fathers side.
Hence Edit and Evelyn are double quarter sisters.
And Maria and Anna are also double quarter sisters.

When Edits dad Adam swaped wife with John she got a double quarter sister Evelyn, which she has never met since Edits mom Bertha hates Evelyns mother Karen.

by pappaperake April 18, 2024

double proof vodkajuana

190 proof grain alcohol used to remove THC from Marijuana.

it's 420, time to hit the double proof vodkajuana

by JEKJr. the Father of Cats. April 20, 2023

Oreo Double Stuff

When your gf wants simultaneous aniz penetration with you and ur best friend, but you don't want to because they will touch.

I told her no, but she wanted that Oreo Double Stuff.

by Leo JJ December 29, 2016

Double faced entendre

A word created by Oliver Tree from his song Life Goes On

Someone who has two totally different personalities unbeknownst to you

Friend: I can’t believe she would do that to you man
Friend: I know right she’s such a Double Faced Entendre

by ZacharyLopezKirby123 June 23, 2021

double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom July 31, 2016