Monkey Knife Fight

Having a beer.
"He man I got an hour to kill, wanna grab a monkey Knife Fight?"
by ChillisWillisMaximus April 24, 2009
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douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey
by Kidl154 September 10, 2014
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nigger bitch monkey woman

A female woman that is a canis lupus familiaris hybrid macaca fascicularis.
I saw a wild nigger bitch monkey woman!
by Doctor SheckGumpus January 15, 2019
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got them monkey nuts

Referring to 100 round drum magazines, also known as drum mags or beta mags. Most reffering to double drums on one magazine hanging below the firearm like a scrotum.
My Glock got them monkey nuts
by GotShh? July 07, 2014
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When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
by slipsheet December 13, 2004
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small purple flying monkey

A small-purple-flying monkey is a monkey that eats peoples heads then vomits them up and then regurgitate them back onto their lifeless bodies.
by smallpurpleflyingmonkey August 14, 2015
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Wanting to talk to the boss not his sidekick.
Organ grinders being the boss, and the monkey being the one who helps him out.

Normally used in a conversation to describe the 'monkey' as someone who's interfering and defending or covering for the the 'organ grinder'.
Shut up! I wish to speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.
by Jadeeeeeeee8 May 30, 2010
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