N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet
Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
Get the Henson Handsmug. Robert the Bruce's heart was cut out at his death, he was the true braveheart. His heart was later carried on a crusade to make the crusaders more courageous. It was thrown into a group of opposing soldiers during battle.
His heart was the holy hand grenade.
by Mcnastyjoel May 16, 2019
Get the Holy hand grenademug. A furious hand job done out of built up frustration towards said victim. Once this pinching grasp occurs, the devastating effects are inescapable. Frequent symptoms include: swelling, irritated skin, and in extreme cases tearing.
by Hand truck man March 21, 2016
Get the hand truckmug. when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.
by muleymomma May 19, 2014
Get the two handed turtlemug. by SuperSonnek December 11, 2020
Get the Hand Jobmug. Very greasy hands.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the chick-fil-a handsmug. by a-lewis June 30, 2022
Get the handed himselfmug.