anime hot pocket

When your friend is watching hentai, and you come up behind them and firmly grasp their butt cheeks, as you shove a USB filled with 2 terabytes of child porn into their exposed rectum.

I just gave my girlfriend the best anime hot pocket.

by Teamcarrytoxic May 16, 2018

hot chocolate friend

Great for some seasons, not so great for others. Aka, short-lived best friend

"I've had a lot of hot chocolate friends... it makes it hard to trust people."

by TheLoafLoaf March 31, 2017

hot brussel sprout

A really hot person who is liked by no one.

Damn son she's a hot Brussel sprout

by M4TH3W April 19, 2017

gas station hot

An attractive unkempt male. They are found often times wearing basketball shorts, dirty jeans, wife beaters and other clothing of the sort. Usually seen in passing at gas stations, grocery stores, and other similar locations.

That guy is gas station hot. I wouldn't date him but I would let him fuck me.

by Morningstar6066 December 2, 2017

hot chimichanga shit

When you have to take a shit really bad.

HURRY UP IN THERE! I have to take my hot chimichanga shit!

by Zeyph February 28, 2017

Hot Wood Jamboree

When shit blasts out of your anus at an incredibly horrifying rate.

Eve: “Where the hell were you, Adam?”
Adam: “I had a Hot Wood Jamboree. Toilet’s gone

by Alphabetical Courier February 12, 2018

hot guy summer

the 4 J’s starting on June 20th are gonna get redemption for June 18th (hot girl summer) and will be bagging as many hoes as possible.

i’ll just keep ignoring you then, i just gotta focus on Hot guy summer.

by Frr-accountant June 18, 2020