E-Piphany

An internet E-nabled delivery of an "illuminating discovery, realization, or disclosure." Rather than being required to have the mental ability to accept something entirely new, one can login and be fed illumination.

Just be clicking "Mark As Read" you too can instantly attain "an intuitive grasp of reality through something (such as an event) usually simple and striking." Why waste brain power when an email will do?

E-piphany! When your brain is just too busy to learn something new.

Bob was a few synapses short of a brain and being able of accepting brand new concepts, so when it came to , he signed up for a monthly E-nlightened E-Piphany. When the email arrives he quickly double clicks it to open, and the rush of sudden apathy and intelligence fills his body. The world gets a little bit clearer... More obvious and distinct, Finally, he is at peace once again for another 30 days.

by You rReal Name January 6, 2021

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You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken

You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.

by Doomed man who died of bordom November 2, 2021

E. Jones

A sasquatch like creature with red hair and who twitches their eyes alot. Smell can be deadly, especially the breath.

Used in a sentence: "Mommy, that E. Jones just ate our dog!"

by JonesJacobk March 19, 2012

E-tard

Edward

Claudia: Hey! E-tard! over hear!
Edward: Whaddya want? rape?
Claudia: You are still a piece of Faggetie !
Edward: Here comes my Grandfather cock !!!
Claudia: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ July 26, 2018

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by Griffo mo October 19, 2020

E. coli Pie

Performing Analingus or eating your lady out while she farts in your face.

Jeff had a good helping of E. coli Pie last night. Lanie was a little tipsy when they got home after a wedding and felt frisky. Jeff went down on her and when he was down there she farted in his face. Jeff said "The booty was fruity but it smelled like E. coli Pie."

by Stanley Poon May 28, 2024

E

The best letter on the alphabet
Totally not short and has a voice of a chipmunk
Totally very matured and does not play with toys (definetaly not a lie)

"E" you have nothing to say so just "E"

by Jjensjmxkduenwkdihcne May 24, 2021