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John

John is one of the categories in the John Chart™.
John represents people who are friendly, hardworking, approachable and humorous.
If you ever see someone who could be categorized as a John approach them, get to know them and befriend them,
they will always be there in your darkest moments
Person 1: James is such a nice guy, and he's so funny too!
Person 2: Yes! He's such a John.
by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023
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John Stricklen

Need for excessive admiration. The narcissist isn’t satisfied with a compliment or pat on the back when others offer them as a part of natural conversation. They demand that others admire their appearance, accomplishments, skills, or existence. The admiration of others is what feeds the narcissist.

Boasting is second nature to narcissists, and compliments are typically recounted innumerable times to others as proof of their superiority.
John Stricklen - “Isn’t it amazing how the color of this shirt sets off my eyes?”
by StevenBills August 21, 2024
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john's negative 3

something uber homosexual. derived from the fact that negative 3 girls like someone (john doe), making it 3 guys liking him, thus the negative 3 is homosexual.
"dude that guy right there is sooooo john's negative 3."

Guy 1: I would bang that guy
Guy 2: thats so john's negative 3.
by stinsons October 21, 2010
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The Shitfaced John

a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.
this Rocket Palmer sure would be tasty with some Vodka. How about The Shitfaced John?
by masters of mixology September 23, 2011
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Ethan John

Everyone's favourite man. Ethan John is caring, thoughtful, sensitive, and will always be there for you. He's adventurous and enjoys nature. If you ever want a random fact, ask Ethan John, for he will always provide an interesting and maybe not so relevant fact! When it comes to animals and crazy creatures you've never heard of, there he is, with everything you need to know.

He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
Girl I: "Oh my word, is that Ethan John??"
Girl 2: "Yeah yo, and he's mine!!"
by Fellybeemanloveroohahh January 31, 2023
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John moment

this is a term used by people for when someone, preferably by the name of John, says something or posts something that isn’t funny at all. that is when the term is used to show how unfunny your friend John is.
“dude, check this out!!”
*John shows something unfunny*
“wow, that’s an John moment.”
by Johnnotfunny2020 October 5, 2020
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John

He is john.
by Jhoshuan May 12, 2022
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