Poop is a substance that comes out of your behind
It can be brown, red, yellow, sometimes green. (Odd right?)
It can also be watery a.k.a diarrhea, which is most of the time unpleasant.
There are different types of poop such as Number 1 Number 2 and Number 3.
The most easiest way to explain it is the higher it is within these 3 numbers, the harder it is to poop it out.
There are more but those are the main ones that most people know.
It can be brown, red, yellow, sometimes green. (Odd right?)
It can also be watery a.k.a diarrhea, which is most of the time unpleasant.
There are different types of poop such as Number 1 Number 2 and Number 3.
The most easiest way to explain it is the higher it is within these 3 numbers, the harder it is to poop it out.
There are more but those are the main ones that most people know.
Friend 1: Nah man, last night i couldn't Poop at all!
Friend 2: Same man, must've been those taco bell tacos we ate.
Friend 2: Same man, must've been those taco bell tacos we ate.
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I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.
I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.
I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.
I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.
Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.
Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.
What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.
Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.
What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.
by anonymous May 5, 2017
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Guy 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about
Guy 3: MY LIFE FOR YOU, DISARRANGED!!
Guy 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about
Guy 3: MY LIFE FOR YOU, DISARRANGED!!
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shelby: no my frikken mom made a camera poop!
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