He has a 30 inches dick and got a lot of girls.
He only wears the rich stuff like gucce, louis and prada. He is one of the funniest person and that why everybody loves him.
He only wears the rich stuff like gucce, louis and prada. He is one of the funniest person and that why everybody loves him.
by Hellao September 29, 2019
Get the Johnmug. Very open minded guy
Guy 1- Hey did you know John f Kennedy was the most open minded president
Guy 2- shut the fuck up tod
Guy 2- shut the fuck up tod
by The warm side of a pillow December 19, 2022
Get the John f Kennedymug. Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024
Get the Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flomug. A mythical bing creature found in the depths of the bing community to summon use the phrase "Trump on top" or Dutton on top.
by John Trevor Stumpery February 18, 2024
Get the John Trevor Gregorymug. The coolest man to ever exist. (He is "good" at math) Also he has commited 49 crimes in total 6 being rapes, 8 kidnappings and 35 murders.
by SourceofAutism January 31, 2024
Get the Ron Johnmug. a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.
by younggayone October 6, 2019
Get the john michaelmug. by Big chungus December 28, 2018
Get the Long johnmug.