Pink N Switch

When, in a football game/bedroom/house of horrors you slip a pinky in their asshole and you can see an audibly sigh of enjoyment and then you immediately switch in the thumb, right to the back half. At this point there is either an added level of enjoyment, or more likely pain.

You should have seen me last night. I did the old pink n switch and she fucken dropped to the ground in a puddle of blood and shit. It was a fucken classic!

by Therterkerjerbs April 11, 2024

Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798))

where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3. Is a hyper"scentience" that will horribly, and gore splatteringly oblitterate every other peroson, exept for "Person (SQRT OF - 546) ^2.973"

Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3: Hello, person 1!
Person 1: Uhh... Hi... uhh...Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3.
Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3: What way would you not want to die?
Person 1: Why do you want to know?
Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3: Just want to know.
Person π: PERSON 1 DONT TE-- (gets desintigrated by Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3)

by pseud0nym12470 April 12, 2024

n

idk

n ik

by iratherbealone April 18, 2024

Cum 'n Go

When the pussy is so trash that you slit your own wrists mid bang.

Up the river, not across the stream...this isn't a cry for help, its time to cum 'n go.

She said she loved me, so I gave her the cum 'n go.

by FarkMeRunning April 20, 2024

Brush and tuck n' tape

Brushing your teeth and flossing your gums

Did you brush and tuck n' tape tape last night?

by TKOZZZ April 29, 2024

Surf n' Turf

When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy

Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!

by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024

Gort n' Gop

When you sever the left big toe and the right pinky toe of a individual who you strongly dislike, and surgically reattaching them to the opposite side. Also a dish best served with a chocolate drizzle.

Becky is so rude! I'm gonna give her the ole gort n' gop.
I'm hungry, I think I want a gort n' gop

by sodagutshat May 1, 2024