Charge 7 Brown Bag

As you are fast-walking to the bathroom and you feel like your colon is about to jump out your ass, only to drop trou and discover that your butt barrel is blocked. You press a litter harder and *POP*.... out of your little brown starfish, the doughy round projectile that was stuck in your turd cutter is expelled like a 155mm using charge 7 red bag, only in this case it is charge brown bag! The projectile is often found stuck to the back of the bowl, flattened out with specks of brown bag residue scattered around it.

Bryan: Damn, Bubba! After stuffing my face at Persis, I had to race to the shitter and fire a Charge 7 Brown Bag.

Chad: Dude! You nasty!

by Arie Ola October 9, 2019

corn speckled brown trout

poop.

I had to go real bad and released the corn speckled brown trout into the wild.

by NonPracticingAtheist July 31, 2016

David Lewellyn Morton Brown

A man who shall go to any lengths to place his phallic structure between two pieces of bread and a slice of cheese to then scream down the streets of New York ‘Cheeseburger’

Look at that guy he’s being a real ‘David Lewellyn Morton Brown’

by Debbiebrown1328 July 25, 2023

Brown Trout and Blue Gravy

Brown Trout and Blue Gravy is what you typically find in a outhouse. Shit and Blue water.

The Portelet's special of the day was Brown Trout and Blue Gravy.

by Shitboss13 June 1, 2016

Devin Rusk Brown Yeti

When you're becoming intimate with a girl after Taco Bell and she has to shit. But both of you are too lazy to move before you get freaky. She straddles your stomach as if she just conquered a mountain like a yeti. Before you know it, you hear the flap of cheeks with the release of your girls butt chocolates onto your stomach. She sits down on you in her own shit and it squishes out through her pubes making them brown.

You become the REAL Scat Man

Person 1: Man, did you hear what happened to Zach?
Person 2: No bro what happened?
Person 1: He took his girl out for dinner and she gave him a Devin Rusk Brown Yeti.
Person 2: No way dude, poor guy.

by WhenTheChurchBurnedDown December 29, 2020

Brown Mountain Mud Hole

Another term for disgusting, stank, foul body odor. Based off of the smell coming from stagnant mud holes, especially those around Brown Mountain, NC.

Man, I fingered Claire last night. When I pulled my fingers out the whole room smelled like I'd driven through a Brown Mountain Mud Hole.

by Halfbreed Hammer May 21, 2022

How now, brown cow?

lighthearted way of asking "What's up? What's next?"

Has its roots in prohition era referring to when a keg (brown in those days) was empty, "well, what are we gonna do now..."

"It seems as though the rave is over, Winnifred" says Penelope.
"How now, brown cow?" says Winnfred inquisitively
"Let's get poprox!"

by TexasCaveman August 27, 2005