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live every day like it's your last

An expression when you decide that it might be your last day living, and you are going to intake as much as you can in that 24 hours, and feel accomplished at the end of the day.
I told my friend to Live every day like it's your last, because you never know when your going to leave, and go enjoy it with his friends and family.
by Jake Riggs November 6, 2007
mugGet the live every day like it's your lastmug.
when a girl fucks a guy with a strap-on electric vibrator.
guy: "oooh, girl, shock me like an electric eel."
(girl then puts on strap-on vibrator, and anally fucks him)
by Rohypnol October 21, 2008
mugGet the shock me like an electric eelmug.

i like my men skinned sorry

a response to inconsiderate boy catcalling women, meant to confuse the catcaller and discourage them to catcall again
boy: *whistles*
woman: i like my men skinned sorry
boy: *confused because their pea brain can’t process anything other than praise*
by *laughs manically* October 13, 2020
mugGet the i like my men skinned sorrymug.

SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COB

Put your tongue on my dick like corn on a cob, bitch!
that bitch would slob on my knob like corn on the cob every time we did the dirty
by yvette sandoval January 9, 2008
mugGet the SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COBmug.

Face like a slapped mule's ass

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.
annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass
by andy vale July 13, 2006
mugGet the Face like a slapped mule's assmug.

I'm gonna gut you like a fish

A threat often delivered to those who often deserve to be at the sharp end of it's deadly meaning. Commonly found in preschool classrooms and in chinese adult film stores.
"I'm gonna gut you like a fish, wear your entrails like a scarf, and use your kidneys as mittens, you goddamn cum guzzling piece of shit."
by Donald Blasko, PhD May 4, 2003
mugGet the I'm gonna gut you like a fishmug.

Ill wear you like a hat

i was at a concert and got a little too inebriated and shouted this at a guy when he looked at me. It basically means "I will whup your ass."
Dude if you mess with me I will wear you like a hat !
by Neo8633 April 28, 2011
mugGet the Ill wear you like a hatmug.

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