I am a pedo

Someone who is attracted to minors

"I am a pedo and im coming for your booty"

by Opotteq October 11, 2022

i need a girlfriend

It means that who ever is saying it has no bitches

Person a: I need a girlfriend
Person but: cause you have no bitches

by Dray98411 September 16, 2022

I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

by BusyPooping September 22, 2022

I fuckin' know!

Usually said in the most common of accents, (mainly those which are widely known as the 'chav' accents) used by several semi-famous people of our time, for example: MC Devvo, MC Dezmo and DJ SpitInYerEye, this phrase is usually used by those who believe they 'genuinely know', only with only a slight colloquial and explicit manner. Nevertheless, the people often using this in the most serious of their own ways are often referred to as pricks.

*Ducks 'swanning around' aimlessly, pecking at the floor looking for some food*

Darren: Oi! Ain't no foods 'round 'ere..!

Duck: ........

Darren: I fuckin' KNOW!!

Duck: ........

Darren: Yeah, fuckin' showed you dickhead!

Duck: ........ Woof.

Darren: Phuuuuurk!

by DezmoBabyLoads October 8, 2011

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by urban urban urban urban April 16, 2022

i call mahogany

A type of foolishness or shenanigan

That's crazy!

I know! I call mahogany!!

by Nopee 767676 March 1, 2017

I know the truth

So it doesn’t matter what people think.

I know the truth.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 5, 2020