bought the cheese

A polite way to say you shit yourself. More than just a shart, full on turd in the drawers.

I was riding the bus and this old dude in front of me totally bought the cheese, ran right down his leg onto the floor.

by flyingpigvomit January 9, 2014

Lung Cheese

The mucus build-up that is hacked out during a coughing fit.

*takes hit*
*holds hit*
*coughs uncontrollably*
*loogie flies out*
"Damn lung cheese, gotta cut back on the cancer sticks."

by CbaLove46290 February 3, 2014

grilled cheese butt

When a little moist shit is left in the crack on a hot summer day. When you pull the cheeks apart it looks like opening a grilled cheese sandwich.

The guy in the front row of the baseball game mooned us. As he bent over we could see he had grilled cheese butt.

by Zavwood March 10, 2014

Chili Cheese

When a man bends over and simultaneously pees and poops in a girls mouth.

This girl was begging me for some chili cheese action last night.

by W0nder_W0man May 11, 2014

Cheese wheel

A nickname given to a male with a penis that is wider than it is long. Otherwise known as a choad.

That guy over there has a cheese wheel.

by 300rum July 27, 2014

cheese

food of the gods (hillary, steve, all of the good ones!)

me: im so tired
friend: i think you need some cheese.

by ooooottawagirl November 11, 2014

buffalo cheese

Noun: A thick, crusty vintage found in the armpit. Made when you let your man finish on your chest but his aim is off.

"We were out camping and after the 2nd night I had major buffalo cheese."

by PhilBlack69 November 14, 2014