Shit Balk

When you start heading to the bathroom to take a shit, but realize you are not ready to make a deposit.

Dave was on his way to use the cadillac stall when he shit balked. He went back to his desk to grab the paper.

by THE-MOWB January 15, 2011

up on the shits

to be in the know

Aye yo dawg, you up on the shits?

by porterAF August 7, 2017

Fat shit

A shit so large, it’s reached the bottom of the toilet and still coming out your fat ass

Fucking Joe just destroyed that toilet with a fat shit

by Ya boi fat possum March 1, 2021

shit scarred

An incident which left a mark in your memory and even the thought of it gives you chills.

Aaron - Why do you look so pale?
Harmony - That guy I just broke up, got me shit scarred!

by normanissleeping May 1, 2020

Shit Whisper

That loud puff of air that comes out of your dogs ass

Husband: Did you hear that noise? What was that?

Wife: Oh gross! The dog just had a shit whisper!

by Biggies September 4, 2014

Shit-Hog

Colloquial term for a hired or appointed Government or Corporate Criminal Thug who abuses his/her authority in order to bully & terrorize citizens whom they arrogantly regard as being "beneath them".

Term used by Sheriff Sid Hatfield toward coal-company
thugs sanctioned by Gov't to harass & abuse coal miners

out of joining the union during the Mingo County, WV coal field wars back in the 1920s. Seen in the movie:
"Matewan".

You Shit-Hogs so much as lift a finger in this town and
I'll put you under! Sid Hatfield

by RagingZits March 17, 2011

Chicken Shit

When one trusts thy fart too much and a little bit of poop squirts out. Similar to spouts.

Natalia: Oh jeez do you smell that??
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate had another chicken shit and pulled a stink-eyed hippo.
Natalia: Why does she always have the spouts?!?!?!

by dan_gleewang January 11, 2021