National bad haircut day Feb 10

It’s a day for the people with bad haircuts

Yo denis it’s national bad haircut day feb 10

by Marco even February 10, 2021

National Suck yo homies cock day

I literally made this because my homie is lonely so now the national day is April 17th

"Hey you heard it's national suck yo homies cock day?"
"Nah?"
"Well get on your knees"

by Ace1Fizz April 16, 2021

National horny day 2: Electric boogaloo

National horny day 2: Electric boogaloo is the long awaited continuation of the first national horny day and happens on April 19. On national horny day 2: Electric Boogaloo anyone can ask anyone for any sexual content(nudes) or action.

It’s national horny day 2: electric boogaloo Mate

by CREMSK April 18, 2021

National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day

Falls on the date January 1st…
National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day is to celebrate the gworls with a gigantic bulge like pussy. The appreciation of this day stems from the girl with the fattest moose pussy, Chloe. We want to honor the gworls on this day and if you know someone with a big fat moose pussy, please cash app her $5 on this glorious day.

“ Oh today is National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day? Damn i need to cash app her $5…”
“National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day, got me missing my old girl Chloe!”

by ang3licluvr July 1, 2022

national take your girlfriend to work day

today is the day to take your girlfriend to work.

hey babe, wanna go to work with me since its national take your girlfriend to work day?

by ry 2 November 8, 2022

NATIONAL FEED BLACK PEOPLE CEREAL DAY

feed your favorite black person some cereal today on September 28th if you are not a POC. WHY you may ask because reparations need to be made one way or another.

hey did you know today is "national feed black people cereal day".

only racist don't feed black people cereal on "national feed black people cereal day ".

by yourfavoriteblack September 28, 2022

National beat up a short person day

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.

Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day

by callfoxy December 16, 2021