Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

Box of Chocolates

A prison unit strictly filled with black inmates.

“The Box of Chocolates is just a street down.

Nobody likes that street.”

by poopoopeepee March 17, 2021

hershey's milk chocolate with almonds

goddamn im boutta bust

i think about hershey's milk chocolate with almonds while i touch myself

by Ethan_is_cool April 5, 2021

The Dirty Chocolate Cake

When you eat her ass and its dirty.

Friend 1: I was eating her ass but it was full shit
Friend 2: Oh mate you ate the Dirty Chocolate Cake

by Dark Chocolat April 21, 2021

charley in the chocolate factory

Anal

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It’s literally just chocolate on poopoo hole ...

You have charley in the chocolate factory

by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021

Bag of chocolate

A bag of chocolate means when a guy doesn't wash his ass, and blames it on chocolate. Mainly Women would use this term to a guy who doesn't wash his ass or wipe well.

Women: "Honey what's this brown stuff on the bed?"
Man: "Um. . . A piece of chocolate probably fell from the bag of chocolate. . ."

by Creamsoda69 July 6, 2021

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

Being in a situation resulting in fingering males butthole until acrylic nails are gone and fingers are pooped on

What happened with Jimmy? I had to go to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory with him.

by Swaggymfman February 8, 2022