Jacob 2

Square ass boy

A Jacob 2 is a boss who is a square and has a name that was already taken by someone else

by Jakeasquare September 27, 2022

At least 2

When your buddy asks a really stupid question and you know the answer must be a pretty large number but you don't particularly feel like exerting the mental energy required to respond to it with any degree of accuracy.

Friend: How many grains of rice do you think people have eaten like in total throughout history?
You: Ehhh at least 2.

by h_isthebestletter24 November 7, 2024

6 / 2 / 26

The date when we’re going to get married . If ur friends says “ 6 / 2 / 26 “ that means they want to get married to u .

Friend 1 : Hey guys ! 6 / 2 / 26 !
Friend 2 : Why do u want to marry all of us

by anonymous April 22, 2024

Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?

Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?

Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

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YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SANITY AS A BORED PERSON. YOU HAVE TYPED THE F1-10 FORMATS AND THE WHOLE QWERTY KEYBOARD. YOU HAVE REACH THE OUTWORLDS OF BOREDEM. CALL 999/911 OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING EMERGENCY NUMBER IS.

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by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023

2 Pack

The act of beating someone down so hard with your bare hands that their unconcious body/corpse resembles a burrito

Jordan: Ayo sista, where Amanda at?

Tyrone: She dead. 2 pack

Alex: She got 2 packed?

by SmeeveJeeve February 11, 2022

C 2

A C 2 steals granola bars, usually resorting to creating fake friendships in order to get granola bars.

C 2 keeps stealing my granola bars!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021