eye cue test

An exam to see how good your vision is in da context of how well you can play billiards.

Andy Capp wasn't sure whether he could get a good score on an employment-related quiz, but as an expert snooker player, he could totally ace an eye cue test!

by QuacksO April 10, 2023

Mountain eyes

When your sense of judgemet has become impaired due to living in Ubombo too long,unexplicably, but probably due to altitude, usually resulting in pregnancy.

Person A : Who was that naked guy in your boot?
Person B: Mountain eyes

by Praddy Cool November 14, 2011

eye-jaculate

When you are so happy your eye starts watering.

Tom eye-jaculated as he said "I do" to his wife

by SouthAfricanism September 5, 2016

Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)

dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.

Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot

hot f*cker
i dont like u

god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass

by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022

Eye

What your seeing this post with dumbass

Human 1: I’m going to lick your eyeball
Human 2: Ok

by Beeeeeccaaaaaaa July 15, 2021

Jesus Eyes

A person in the 7th grade that likes to stare at burritos like they are jusus

Me: Oh my gosh Ellie Carter is totally Jesuseyeing that burrito

Ellie: Totally!!
Me: We should nickname him jesus eyes!

by Jesuseye's best friend February 4, 2017

chill eyes

A person who can't play games correctly,dispontment to his parents and is a known child molester

Watch out for the house at the end of the block chill eyes is a know child molester

by QAWESYHUFESRMJIKESWKIO5RU August 9, 2022