two tone joe

The act of fisting a female whilst on her period. The act includes that the fister has a handful of coffee grounds while performing the bloody fisting act, hence the two tones (red and brown) and joe, meaning the coffee like substance created from the warmth in the fistee's vagina.
The only way to see a two tone joe is on the internet,
by Skip Toumailloux March 09, 2011
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Joe Ruddy

An absolute lanky cunt who would put a pipe bomb under ya nans car. Also from Coventry and supports the ira
Yeah, he's defiantly a Joe Ruddy
by mariodfdfffegrre November 12, 2020
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Emmie Joe

Most beautiful woman in the world. Kind and warm-hearted. Hair like the sun, eyes like the stars in the northern lights and a smile to make the moon jealous. This amazin lady has been through hell and back and will still put all her effort into the things and people she loves. Shes a stubborn yet humble angel from heaven. One of the most hard working women you'll ever meet. Always keep your promises with her and make her smile. She will be your best friend and love of your life so long as you treat her right. Her lack of fucks to give and reckless additude will draw you in wanting more. Her kiss is the sweetest thing youll ever taste along with her soft touch to put your world at ease. She has a lot of love for those who earn it, but no one will ever be loved more than her animals. All it takes to please her are cows, dinosaurs and a nice juicy burger. Take care of your Emmie Joe.
"That's one wild woman"
"Shes my Emmie Joe"
by GrossGreenDino August 02, 2022
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Joe Rogan Boycott

Where is it? He supported the trans. You gotta tell your followers to boycott him now.
Hym 'Yeah, where's the Joe Rogan Boycott? I wasn't joking. It seems pretty inconsistent of you to call for the boycotting of some of the trans supporters and not the Joe Rogan for drinking bud light... Hmm... I wonder why that is...."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2023
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JOE STEVENS

A sexy hot guy with abs and likes to party all the time.
Wow look at Joe Stevens he's sooooo cute!
by 13kz67ash June 13, 2022
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joe heron

A man who's cock doesn't protrude outwards, but rather stays inside of him for warmth.
Why does that man have a vagina?

No Billy, he is just a Joe Heron
by Baumtasia January 26, 2015
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Joe Effect

When a person has all the bad luck in the world and can’t ever catch a break. To have everything that happens in your life never go in your favor. Basically the worst luck in the world.
Joe: “Bro, I got a red light ticket for $250 even though I was stopped the whole time.”
Trevor: “That my friend is the Joe Effect!”
by Bababooey11 September 23, 2020
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