A quote from the Disney computer-animated film "The Wild", to be uttered when you and someone else both happen to say something at the same time. Is EXTREMELY irritating, especially when your six and five-year-old brothers say it every single fricking opportunity they can possibly get. Believe me, I know.
Tom and Jake in unison: Who likes BACON!?!?
Me: Aww, so cute! I DO!!!
Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.
Me: Ha, ha...uh...funny...
Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.
Me: Okay, that's kinda getting old...
Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!
Me: Oh, for the LOVE OF...
Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away screaming like a lunatic and pounds head against nearest wall)
Me: Aww, so cute! I DO!!!
Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.
Me: Ha, ha...uh...funny...
Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.
Me: Okay, that's kinda getting old...
Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!
Me: Oh, for the LOVE OF...
Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away screaming like a lunatic and pounds head against nearest wall)
by lollylollylollyPOP!!! May 15, 2007
by Arithmetics August 31, 2007
someone who has no friends.
by JessiD November 14, 2007
a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up
boy:Jess, please, kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
Jess: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.
Jess: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.
by Sexydimma April 25, 2015
by realmcmeal January 12, 2004
A cheesy pick up line guys ask girls, but most of the time the girls have nothing to say. The current answer is 10:16PM& 3:00AM.
by arkcrash August 10, 2011
"What time are you open till?" is a seemingly innocent question posed to unsuspecting retail and restaurant workers. The question "opens them up" to all the shit the customer wants to throw at them, and generally ruins their day because they are thenceforth opened to everyone who comes into the store. Basically, they are bottoms until closing time because they equated themselves mentally with the store, which everybody is coming inside.
Customer: What time are you open till?
Waitress: The restaurant closes at 11.
Customer: You didn't answer my question!
Waitress: I know!
Waitress: The restaurant closes at 11.
Customer: You didn't answer my question!
Waitress: I know!
by ladeeda777 August 18, 2011