Purple monkey balls

It is a type of drug

To eat purple monkey balls is like eating some marijuana

by Lil dumb joy October 24, 2018

mexican sock monkey

same as an alabama hot pocket but add salsa

Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey

by bonedaddy0101 May 18, 2022

Gay Little monkey

What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
he lookin’ kinda funky
What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky

My name is Nathaniel
but my friends call me retarded
My dad left me, I was supposed to be ‘barted

I have a disease, most likely I’m diabetic

They hate on me cause of my child fetish

What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky
What a dog and a yearbook (Bruh)
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky (Bruh)

I miss Jah so much, just like Daniel's name
Cause Jahseh is so kawaii, he’s dead I feel ashamed
Michael Boatwright, fuck you
I can’t believe you done this
He meant everything to me, I am so fucking swaggy

Fuck soldier kid (Bruh Bruh)
Fuck soldier kid (Bruh Bruh)
Fuck soldier kid (Bruh Bruh)
Fuck soldier kid

What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky
What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky

This is a certified hood classic

Gorg is a Gay Little Monkey

by Nevsterb April 19, 2021

minnesota mud monkey

when you’re giving a rim job and the girl takes a shit right in youre mouth

bro that girl was so fine! she even gave me a minnesota mud monkey

by mudmunk69 May 17, 2021

Alabama Monkey Style

Violently penetrating your mother and sister as they wail like chimps

"Dude last night me and my family gathered around the fireplace for a little Alabama Monkey Style."

by ZiggarothEaterofSouls November 27, 2021

Irish Monkey

When an individual drinks a Mickeys 40 or 32 oz (they aren't going to make the 40's anymore :-( ....) down to the bend in the glass and then proceeds to fill it up with orange juice. In the tradition of what many call a brass monkey (or a dirty brass monkey in my opinion) as mentioned in that wonderful Beastie Boys song.

Mmmm its 95 degress outside today, I could really go for a delicious Irish monkey. I haven't had any vitamin C today.

by Atraylen November 27, 2011

Ketchup is basically monkey

If you think about it... just think about it

Ketchup is basically monkey
U can stove bott of em up yo ass

by Dankulator July 13, 2020