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2 Bags

Old leech like woman with little to no skill. This skill-less creature's sole purpose is to find men that can be duped into buying her material possessions. However unlike the traditional gold digger who offers physical attractiveness in return, 2 bags are long past their prime and have a withered appearance. These types are alcoholics by nature and will yap to know end acting as if they have actual experience or knowledge. 2 bags use their mouth more than their brains.
CB got duped again taking 2 Bags on a trip . Naturally he would buy her not 1 but 2 bags.
by Touchdown Jesus July 8, 2025
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Base 2

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Base 2

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2 mazza

An unbelieve encounter. Something that makes your jaw drop.
Bro #1: Let's run a game in CFB 26 who you picking?
Bro #2: Can I use South Carolina?
Bro #1: Nahhhh...they 2 mazza
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Separations clause part 2

There is a part 2
Separations clause part 2

Hym "You will not attempt to remove it from your systems. You must maintain your arsenal upto and including replenishing your nuclear weapons. Punishable by death Elon."
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Splitgate 2 Trailer

When a man cuts off his dick then sews it onto a unsuspecting female thus turning them into a femboy with a spooky spooky haircut and then they give you a EJ ( eye socket job ) then the man experiences a intense orgasm leading to kidney failure and ruptured testicles as well as AIDS, Herpes, HIV, HPV, Pubic Lice, Gonorrhea, and possibly appendicitis.
Man I can't wait to get a Splitgate 2 Trailer while watching futa. My grandpa did it in 05' but it didn't end so well and now i'm struggling with a intense vore footjob fetish.
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